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2017-04-19Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
開心一笑:先學叫爸爸 The Choice of Word
2017-05-28TheChoiceofWordOneday,Johnwasbackhomeafterwork.Hefoundthathiswifewasshakingtheirdaughterwhowasonlyhalfayearold.ShesaidDa-Dytothebabymanytimes.JohnfeltveryhappybecausehethoughthiswifechosethewordDadyto......
開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相
2017-04-18Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯,也是請客的主人......
開心一笑:金髮美女的願望
2017-08-29開心一笑:我們快點裝死
2017-06-09開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(鑼)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
2017-05-30Whowasfighting?誰在打架?Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那......
開心一笑:多吃些魚
2017-06-09開心一笑:王子和公主的幸福生活
2017-06-07開心一笑:吵架可以減肥
2017-04-19Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活,一個說道:"SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
開心一笑:女兒的音樂課是一筆財富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.傑克:我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。約翰:這是怎麼回事呢?傑克:因爲音樂課使我......
開心一笑:關於放屁的問題
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
開心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失蹤了
2017-08-30Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
開心一笑:一封感謝信 A Thank you Note
2017-05-18OnceIreceivedathank-younotefromafriendwhomIhadhelped.Intheenvelopewerefivelotteryticketsthathadbeenscratched,revealingthenumbers."Thankyouverymuchforyourhelp,"thenoteread."Asagift,Iboughtyousomelotter......
開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂
2017-04-17Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師:自然界的四大元素是什麼?學生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
開心一笑:袋鼠到底能跳過高
2017-05-27TheabilityoftheKangarooThezoobuiltaspecialeight-foot-highenclosureforitsnewlyacquiredkangaroo,butthenextmorningtheanimalwasfoundhoppingaroundoutside.Theheightofthefencewasincreasedto15feet,butthekanga......
開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師:水的分子式是什麼?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師:你在說什麼?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是說HtoO嗎?......
開心一笑:最喜歡哪種鳥 Like which bird best
2017-05-06Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.課堂上,老師在展示各種各樣鳥的圖片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然後他問:"傑克,你最喜歡哪種鳥?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."傑克回答......
開心一笑:山谷到處是車禍現場
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
開心一笑:小學生的邏輯推理
2017-05-22Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
開心一笑:誤解的悲劇
2017-06-09開心一笑:又一個引擎出了故障
2017-04-19ABoeing747wasflyinginthenightskyofthePacificOcean.Thecaptaingotontheloudspeaker:"Travellers,oneofourengineswasoutoforder,thereforewe’llarriveinTokyoanhourlate."一架波音747飛行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭裏傳來......
開心一笑:他真是一個大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
開心一笑:神奇抗壓藥
2017-06-07開心一笑:時間對豬的意義
2017-05-31Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andperhapstoseehowfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andlift......