雙語笑話 第13期:Insomnia失眠

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Insomnia

失眠

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

有一個男的去看醫生，訴說着失眠的苦惱。

The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

醫生給他做了一次完整的檢查，

found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

完全找不到他身體有任何毛病，

and then told him,

然後告訴他；

"Listen,if you.ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

“你聽好，如果你希望治療好你的失眠，你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟着你帶上牀。”

"I know" said the man, "but I can' wife refuses to sleep alone."

這個男的說：“我知道呀，但是我沒辦法呀，我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛！”