英語幽默小故事20字大綱
英語故事教學作爲英語教學方式的一種,隨着先進的教學設備、教學媒體的使用,被越來越多的英語老師所熟知。本站小編整理了20字英語幽默小故事，歡迎閱讀!
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard hiswife'svoiceurgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going thewrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
一個老人駕車在高速路上疾馳，這時他的車載電話響了。接通後，電話中傳出他老婆焦急的聲音，“赫爾曼，剛剛新聞說280號公路上有輛車逆行，你要小心啊!”
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
“該死的，”赫爾曼說，“誰說只有一輛啊!簡直有上百輛!”
20字英語幽默小故事篇二Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道：
"Seems like all Alfred and I do is fight. I've been so upset that I've lost 20 pounds."
”好像在我和阿爾弗雷德之間就只有爭吵了，搞得我心煩意亂，爲此我已經瘦了20磅了。“
"Why don't you just leave him then?" asked her friend.
”那你爲什麼不乾脆離開他啊?“她朋友問道。
"Oh! Not yet." the first replied, "I'd like to lose at least another fifteen pounds first."
”嗯!還不可以。“第一個女人回答，”我想先再瘦15磅再說。
20字英語幽默小故事篇三In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get excited, Albert; don't scream, Albert; don't yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert."
一個人在超市裏推着購物車，一個小孩子在車裏不停的大吵大叫。推車的男人一直溫柔地念叨着：”別激動，阿爾伯特，別嚷出來，阿爾伯特，別叫，阿爾伯特，冷靜，阿爾伯特。"
A woman standing next to him said, "You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."
站在他旁邊的一位女士對他說道：“您能這樣安慰您的兒子阿爾伯特真的讓我們感到很不容易。”
The man looked at her and said, "Lady, I'm Albert."
男人看着那位女士說：“太太，我是阿爾伯特。
20字英語幽默小故事篇四Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced of his age. At a time he boasted: “Myphysical strength is as strong as that I was young.” The opposite person asked: “ What do yourely on? ” Chaucer said : “ There is a big stone roller in my compound. I couldn’t heave it whenwas young, neither can I now.”
喬叟年過六旬，仍不服老。一次，他對人誇耀說：“我和年輕時力氣一樣大。”對方問：“何以見得?”喬叟說：“我家大院裏有個石頭，年輕時我舉不起來，現在我還是舉不起來。”
20字英語幽默小故事篇五Running a red light
闖紅燈
Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."
兩個男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你幹嗎這樣做?”司機說：“別擔心，我兄弟經常這麼幹。”
They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).
又遇一紅燈，司機依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。
The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."
乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛纔闖了兩個紅燈，現在綠燈了你倒停了。”
The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"
司機回答：“我兄弟可能會從那邊過來。”
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