英語笑話:I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表現得象位女士大綱

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered（連續猛擊，磨損） by frantic（狂亂的，瘋狂的） stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing（打，用連枷打） , he plowed through the crowed."You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?""Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."一天，遠東百貨公司的女裝大減價，一位看起來很高貴的中年男子想給太太買一件。但是不久他就發現自己被瘋狂的女人們擠得不成樣子了。 他盡力忍耐着。後來，他低下頭，猛烈地舞動着手臂擠過人羣。 “你幹嘛?”有人在尖叫，“你難道不能表現得象位紳士嗎?” “聽着，”他說，“我已經象紳士一樣表現了一個小時。從現在起，我要表現得象位女士。”