英語笑話:抽象名詞

An Abstract Noun Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What, you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but cannot touch. Now, give me an example. Jane: A red-hot poker, madam.老師：簡，什麼是抽象名詞？ 簡：我不知道，老師。 老師：什麼，你不知道！抽象名詞就是你想象得到但觸摸不到的東西。現在，你給我舉個例子。 簡：老師，比如說一根炙熱的撥火棍。