幽默搞笑的英語句子
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
膠水爲啥就不會粘在膠水瓶裏面啊?
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。
如果放在家裏的東西找不回來，最容易的辦法就是去買個新的回來。
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。
自從我聽說“人還是死於天然原因者居多”之後，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
不慎的時候只要一根火柴就足以引發森林大火，而想點燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。
園藝定律：區分益草和害草的辦法是，拔出來試試——如果很容易拔掉，就證明它是益草。
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。
