搞笑幽默英語故事
不喜歡的英語的人，在學習起來的時候特別煩躁，從而英語成績一直上不去。學英語的時候爲何不加點樂趣進去呢?小編在此獻上英語小故事，希望對你有所幫助。
英語故事帶翻譯：愚蠢的父親和兒子
Mr Smith and his son Jim rent a boat from Mr Green. They find a very good place and catch a lot of fish. Now it is late and they are going home.
史密斯先生和他的兒子吉姆，從格林先生那裏租了一條船。他們找到了一個非常好的地方並抓到了許多魚。天色已經很晚了，他們要回家了。
Jim says, “I’ll come here again tomorrow.”
吉姆說：“我明天還要再來這裏。”
“Yes, me too.” say his father. “But how can we get back and find the right place again?” “I can make a mark on the side of the boat.” Jim answers.“
是的，我也是。”他的父親說。“但是我們怎麼回來並找到正確的地方呢?”“我可以在船的一側做個記號。”吉姆回答道
The father laughs and says, “No, that’s foolish! Mr Green won’t give us the same boat next time.”
父親大笑說道：“不那太愚蠢了!格林先生下次不會給我們同一條船的。”
英語故事帶翻譯：一名老師
A teacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.
一名教師因爲闖紅燈被開罰單。她到了交通法庭後，要求法官先處理她的案子，因爲她要趕回去上課。
The judge looked at her sternly and said,"So, you’re a school teacher? I am aboutambition. You sit down at that table over there and write'I went through a red light'500 times!"
法官嚴厲地看着她說：“你是老師啊，那我終於可以實現我這輩子的願望了。你坐到桌子那邊去，寫500遍‘我闖紅燈了’!”
英語故事帶翻譯：你如此愚蠢
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing mytemper with people.
病人：醫生，你得幫幫我。我壓力很大，總是沖人發脾氣。
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
醫生：跟我說說你的問題。
Patient: I just did, stupid!
病人：我剛跟你說過，你這個蠢貨!
