小學英語笑話帶翻譯摘抄
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。本站小編整理了小學英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
doctor: ′i can do nothing for you. complaint. it is hereditary.′
醫生：對你的抱怨我無能爲力。那是遺傳病。
patient: ′then send the bill to my father, please.′
病人：那請你把賬單給我父親吧。
小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇二the soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. one day, the general announced: "my men, i have some good news and some bad news for you. which one would you like first?"
士兵們連續的行軍，作戰，他們又累又熱又髒。一天，將軍宣佈：“士兵們，我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們願意先聽哪個呢?”
"the good news!" they all shouted.
“好消息!”他們嚷道。
"ok," said the general. "the good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."
“好吧，”將軍說，“好消息就是你們每個人都可以徹底的換一身衣服。”
"hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
“烏拉!”士兵們高興地大叫起來。
"and now for the bad news. jack, you will change with john. john, you will change with tom. tom, you will change with robert. robert ...
“現在呢，該是壞消息了。傑克，你將和約翰換衣服，約翰，你和湯姆換，湯姆，你和羅伯特換，羅伯特……
小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇三in a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,
銷售公司的老闆對一位員工訓話：
"the main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! that's the key! if you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. repeat it; cram it down people's throats. even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don't everforget to repeat, repeat, repeat. it's the only way to get results and sell our products!"
“重要的是要記得重複、重複、重複!‘不斷重複’是重要關鍵!推銷產品時，要用盡各種方法對客戶不斷反覆地遊說，對他們進行疲勞轟炸。情況需
要的話，即使讓對方對你厭惡、反感也在所不惜。就是不要忘記‘重複再重複!’這是得到業績、銷售產品的不二法門!”
so, the employee said, "yes, sir!"
員工回答：“老闆，瞭解了!”
then the boss said, "now, what was it you came to see me about?"
老闆又說：“好，現在說說看你們來找我有什麼事?”
and the employee replied, "well, sir, it's about a raise, a raise, a raise!"
員工回答：“老闆，我要加薪!加薪!加薪!”
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