2016英文小笑話帶翻譯
幽默與笑話是人們生活中的精神樂趣,是人們智慧與文化的結晶。下面是本站小編帶來的2016英文小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
One or Two 一還是二
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顧客：服務員，我盤子裏怎麼只有一塊肉?
服務員：先生，請稍候，我去把它切成兩塊。
2016英文小笑話帶翻譯篇二Father and son 父與子
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wifeuntil he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結婚前根本不認識他的妻子。
父親：孩子，實際上所有的國家都是這樣的。
2016英文小笑話帶翻譯篇三It depends 看情況
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快。火車15分鐘前開出。
2016英文小笑話帶翻譯篇四Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up twodimes. Frantically(瘋狂似地) , she called to the father outside.
"Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"
Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"
母親見三歲的兒子將一枚五分鎳幣放進嘴裏吞了下去，她立刻將他抱起，頭朝下不停地拍打他的後背，他咳出了兩枚一角的硬幣，她發狂似的朝正在外面的孩子父親喊道：
“你兒子剛纔吞下了一枚五分鎳幣，可咳出兩枚一角的硬幣!我該怎麼辦呢?“
孩子他爸大聲回答道：“再喂他幾枚五分鎳幣!”
2016英文小笑話帶翻譯篇五Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet
"May I borrow your record player tonight?" a man asked his neighbour .
"Sure. Do you want to listen to some music?"
"No." he answered." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."
“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱機嗎?”一個人對他的鄰居說道。
“當然可以，你也想聽聽音樂嗎?”
“不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安靜靜地休息一下。”
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