外國趣味笑話四則
在日常繁忙的生活，也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來外國趣味笑話四則，希望大家喜歡!
外國趣味笑話：雨傘
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall，but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back，he found，insTead of his umbrella, another card on which was written，"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”
一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裏，不過他在傘柄上繫了一張卡片，上面寫道，“此傘屬於一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內回來。”當他回來時，發現雨傘已經不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫着:“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠不回來了。”
外國趣味笑話：就是我
A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled，the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”
一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存摺後問道:“您能證明您的身份嗎?”這個女孩聽了這話以後看上去很迷惑，隨後她從手提包裏拿出一個小鏡子。她對着鏡子照了一會兒，笑了:“對呀，這就是我。”
外國趣味笑話：誰的錯
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!
老師:貝蒂，你作業中出了這麼多錯，你媽媽一定會責怪你的!
Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.
貝蒂:責怪我?啊，不會的。正相反，我倒要責怪她呢，是她替我做的作業。
外國趣味笑話：完美的反駁
Do you mind if I smoke?
你介意我抽菸嗎?
I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.
我不在乎你點着自己然後燒死。
