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在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面本站小編爲大家帶來外國英語趣味笑話四則,希望大家喜歡!

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外國英語趣味笑話:大學畢業生

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

一個年輕人被一家超市錄用了,第一天去報到的時候,超市經理微笑着與他握手致意,然後遞給他一個掃把,說道:“你的第一個工作是把商店打掃乾淨。”

"But I' m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.

“但是我是大學畢業生啊。”年輕人有些憤怒的答道。

"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn't know that,” said the manager. "Here, give me the broom 一I'll show you how.”

“噢,是這樣。”很抱歉,我不知道經理說。“把掃把給我,我做個示範給你看。”

 外國英語趣味笑話:女人最喜愛哪四種動物呢

A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage,a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.

衣櫃裏的“水貂”,車庫裏的“美洲虎”,臥室裏的“猛虎”,和願意爲她們買這些的“傻驢”。

 外國英語趣味笑話:生日禮物

The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.

一對夫妻由於很多年都相處不融洽,所以丈夫想:“我要買一塊墓地送給我妻子做生日禮物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年,妻子的生日又到了,但是他沒有給她任何東西。

She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"

妻子說:“爲什麼你不送給我生日禮物。”

He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”

丈夫回答:“因爲去年我送你的生日禮物你沒有用。”

 外國英語趣味笑話:猜疑心

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him,"Great, so now you’re cheating on me with a bald woman!” The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying," She's not only bald,but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume !”

曾有過這麼一個老婆,由於強烈的猜疑心,以至於每晚當他丈夫回家之後,她因爲沒能從她丈夫的上衣上找到頭髮而對他大吼道:“好啊!你竟然爲了一個禿頭女人而欺騙我!”第二天晚上,她沒有聞到丈夫身上有香水味,她又對他大吼道:“她不僅是個禿頭女人,還是個窮的連香水都買不起的女人!”