圖文閱讀:漂亮美眉的麻辣愛情
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man either"
在一個雞尾酒舞會上， 一個女人對另外一個女人說：“你結婚戒指帶錯手指了。”
另一個回答說：“嗯，人也嫁錯了。”
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
一位女士在“找丈夫”廣告欄目下登了一條啓示。
次日她收到了上百封信，
內容均是：“我可以把我的丈夫讓給你。”
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
如果一個女人偷了你的老公，最好的復仇方式便是讓她繼續擁有他。
Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S.A. The rest cheat in Canada.
在美國80%的已婚男人撒謊，其餘的20%在加拿大撒謊。
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
女人要到結婚時纔算完整，結婚後便完蛋了。
Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."
有女人曾曰：“直至結婚我才曉得真正的快樂是什麼，但是已經太晚了。”
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
婚姻便是想象力戰勝智力的成功案例。
