Siri的9大酷炫技能 Siri給我講個笑話吧

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I didn't get my first iPhone until about a year ago (shut up), and even once I had it, I didn't immediately explore its full potential. you.can therefore imagine my utter delight upon discovering all of the hidden talents that Siri has.
一年以前我纔有了屬於自己的第一個iPhone手機（噓不要說）。即便當我擁有之後，我也沒有立馬發掘它的全部潛能。因此你大概可以想象當我發現Siri的全部隱藏技能時，我是多麼地欣喜若狂。

1. Siri Will Help You Find A Designated Driver When You're Too Drunk To Spell Your Own Name
1、當你醉的不省人事連自己的名字都拼不出時，Siri會幫助你尋找一名指定的司機

This. Is. Awesome. At 6:41 in the morning, I decided to tell Siri that I was drunk. (I wasn't, obviously; I was at work.)
這簡直太棒了！在早上6：41的時候，我決定告訴Siri我喝醉了（事實上我並沒有，我在工作）。

Not only did she lay down the law and tell me that neither of us was getting behind the wheel, but she also offered to help me call a cab. Thanks, Siri!
她不但對我發號施令告訴我不能駕車，還幫助我叫了一輛出租車。太謝謝你了，Siri！
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2. Siri Will Post Your Very Important Twitter Messages
2、Siri會幫助你發佈重要的推特消息

I told Siri, "Post to Twitter," and this is what happened. I love Siri. She's like a friend that I can put in my pocket and take with me everywhere. Now I can keep all my followers updated with my exciting life.
我告訴Siri, “發到推特上”，然後就發生了這個。我愛Siri。她就像我的一個可以裝進口袋的朋友，可以和我去到任何地方。現在我可以第一時間更新我的精彩生活並且與關注我的人分享。
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3. Siri Will Creep On Whoever Is Flying Over You
3、Siri會知道飛過你頭頂的一切東西

Practical? No. Cool? YES. This kind of made me feel like a badass, knowing where all the nearby planes are (ish).
實用嗎？不實用。酷嗎？太酷了。這個功能讓我感覺自己像個反派混蛋，因爲我能知道附近所有飛機的航線。
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4. She'll Tell You What People Are Tweeting About
4、她會告訴你其他人的推特內容

Not only will Siri post your tweet for you, but if you politely ask her what someone is talking about on Twitter, she'll bring up some of their recent tweets. So much easier than signing into Twitter, typing the name...
Siri不但會幫你發佈推特，如果你禮貌地問她其他人在推特上談論什麼，她會給你展示他人的一些最新推特。這比起登錄推特、輸入名字要簡單得多。
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5. She'll Tell An Entire Knock Knock Joke By Herself While Simultaneously Insulting You
5、她會說出一個完整的“敲門”笑話同時羞辱你一下

I was looking for a little light-hearted entertainment this morning. This is what I got. Mission: accomplished.
這個早晨我正在尋找一些輕鬆的消遣方式。我得到了如圖的迴應。任務完成。
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6. She'll Sing You A Pretty Song
6、她會爲你唱一首優美的歌

Sometimes, I like to be serenaded while I write. Although I have to admit, I was surprised by her choice of song.
有時，我在寫東西時喜歡聽聽小夜曲。儘管我不得不承認，她選歌的品味讓我大吃一驚。
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7. Siri Will Boost Your Self-Esteem When You're Not Feeling Your Best
7、當你自我感覺不好時，Siri會幫助你提高自尊心
That was exactly what I needed to hear. Thanks, girlfriend.
這正是我需要聽到的。謝謝你，女伴兒。
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8. She'll Put You Back In The Friend Zone Where You Belong
8、她會讓你回到屬於你的朋友圈

This made me giggle.
笑死我了。
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9. Siri Will Help You Take A Selfie
9、Siri會幫助你自拍

Simply command, "Take a selfie." The only downfall is that when it opens the camera, it's not facing you.
簡單下達一個命令“來張自拍”。唯一的缺點就是當她打開攝像頭時，並不是對着你的。